This one goes out to all the Guns N' Roses fans who stuck with us through all the fucking shit! And to all those opposed... hmm, well.

The Top 10 stupid, cheesy fucking things Axl Rose suddenly blurts out in songs, seemingly for no reason

10. Take that one to heart!
9. You dig? What I'm sayin'? Man?
8. Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
7. You think anyone with an IQ over 15 would believe your shit, fuckhead?
6. OH MY DISTORTED SMILE.
5. COOL RANCH DRESSING.
4. What's so civil 'bout war, anyway?
3. You just better start sniffing your own rank subjugation jack 'cause it's just you against your tattered libido the bank and the mortician forever man and it wouldn't be luck if you could get out of life alive!
2. And that goes for all you punks in the press that want to start shit by printin' lies instead of the things we said... that means you, Andy Secher at Hit Parader, Circus Magazine, Mick Wall at Kerrang, Bob Guccione Jr. at Spin, What you pissed off cuz your dad gets more pussy than you? Fuck you! Suck my fuckin' dick! You be rippin' off the fuckin' kids while they be payin' their hard earned money to read about the bands they want to know about, printin' lies, startin' controversy, you wanna antagonize me? Antagonize me motherfucker! Get in the ring motherfucker! And I'll kick your bitchy little ass, PUNK!
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